Showing posts with label Bentley Colliery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bentley Colliery. Show all posts

Friday, 17 October 2014

September 2014

Bottomed out?
Only time will tell whether or not this was the month in which the season's low point was reached but it certainly felt that way. Not in terms of performances - the Appleby Frodingham defeat on Bank Holiday Monday already had that particular title wrapped up - but just in the seemingly never-ending loss of players. By the end of September two more had gone through the door marked "Exit", including the club captain. But, incredibly perhaps, as players continued to leave, those remaining put together the start of an unbeaten run that by the end of the month had lasted three matches. More importantly there was a spirit being generated within the changing room that I haven't seen for some time. Of course, chances are that this group of lads will experience several more "shellackings" before the season's close but, on early evidence, they will not only still all be there to recount the experience but in time will probably do so with smiles on their faces. I'd like to think that regardless of background or place of origin, the class of September 2014 already count as "true Eastenders"...  

Saturday 6th September
CML North Division
Easington United 3 Bilsthorpe AFC 8

Those thinking that the season’s low point had been reached in the performance against App Frod or in the result at Welbeck were forced to think again by events a week later when this season’s alleged “money bags”, Bilsthorpe, came to the Farm and inflicted a stunning defeat.
What made the result more staggering was that when new boy Danny Barron marked his debut off the home bench by completing the locals’ rally from two down to 2-2, there were just twenty minutes remaining.
Within two more minutes it was 2-4 and in total, Bilsthorpe went on to score SIX goals in THIRTEEN minutes.
The official account of a remarkable game can be found here
A full set of photos from the game is also available via our Facebook page.

Tuesday 9th September
CML North Division
Askern 2 Easington United 0

Three nights after the Bilsthorpe battering, we headed off to Askern for our first floodlit fixture of the season. It was also my first trip to Manor Way, having missed the previous season’s game there. What’s more, I was to occupy the technical area in the absence of a right hand man for AG. A return to tracksuit days was in order.
After the usual ‘wacky races’ involved in getting thirteen players and management to Donny via Hull’s “rush hour” had been negotiated, we arrived in good time and ready for action.
What we perhaps weren’t ready for was the sight, or perhaps sound, that would greet us. As Brett Fisk, pressed into service as a substitute, made his way out onto the pitch for the pre-match warm-up he was greeted by a chorus of “You Fat B_____d!” from the grandstand. Moments later, Pasha Brown, another of tonight’s new recruits, had “Beanie from Matalan” sung to him as he and his Judy-knitted bobhat also strode out to the greensward. It promised to be a lively night.
Enquiring as to the source of the noise I was told by a home Committee member that they were local youngsters from the village who’d been present for the pre-season game against a Doncaster Rovers Youth team. The Askern committee had been so taken with the “atmosphere” they created that they’d invited them here tonight for half-price admission. 
Totalling between twenty and thirty in number and aged, I would guess, from about fourteen to twenty, they were armed with a drum and proceeded to create what for this level of football can only be termed a cacophony of sound. Not all of it was polite in its tone and it certainly had our aforementioned Club Sec Judy (making a rare trip to a CML away game) desperate for us to score simply in order to be able to throw some noise back in their direction!
As it was, aside from a header from new boy Matty Dixon, which was cleared off the Askern goal-line in the first half, we rarely looked like breaching the home rearguard and a fairly routine 2-0 home win ensued. Still, once again the effort of those in green and yellow could not be faulted and in Kris Fitzpatrick in midfield we may well have found ourselves another "player". 
As I sat watching the lads tuck into bangers, chips and Yorkshires in the well-appointed Welfare Club post-match, I commented to AG that things perhaps weren't going to be as bad as I'd feared. It certainly felt that way despite a seventh successive defeat.
The official web site report can be read here.
Our Facebook page pictures can be viewed here.

Saturday 13th September
CML North Division
Dinnington Town 1 Easington United 1

My good feeling of four nights earlier had all but dissipated as I prepared to board the Pistol Pete Express the following Saturday. With half-an-hour to departure time for our second visit to “Saarth Yarkshire” inside a week, we had just the ten players ready to pull on the fetching white and red away kit. This number included Jamie Cousins, who as it later transpired would be a virtual passenger on the park - not surprising considering that a hospital visit a week or so later would confirm he was suffering with pneumonia at the time! Ironically, he'd done okay at Askern and appeared to be over the worst of the "chest infection" that he thought was actually the source of the trouble!
Not on board "The PPE" were Marcus (working), Matty (working), Brett (wedding), Pasha (playing for his "other club" Patrington), Jordy (away for a mate’s birthday weekender that he’d forgotten about when confirming his availability only two days earlier!) and skipper Sam (“not fit”).
Help arrived in the form of Phil Jackman, ex-Eastender and up until the previous week, striker with NCEL side Brigg Town. He told us he’d been dropped for their game and therefore – thankfully – was ready, willing and available for ours. We had ourselves an eleventh man.
Another former NCEL ground, Phoenix Park ensured that this again had the feel of a “proper” game and although there was no “choir” or drum, the sizeable home support was still very vocal in its own way.
We silenced them briefly with a superb first half strike from Jacko, one that should perhaps have been added to before Mason headed home an 86th minute equaliser.
Still, it was an enjoyable ride home on “The PPE” that evening. The rot had been stopped. The only downside was that a 10-0 defeat for Brigg probably meant we wouldn't get to see Jacko again for a while. Still, I couldn't help hoping that we had at last bottomed out?
Our official report can be read here
The Facebook page picture album can be viewed here.

Saturday 20th September
CML North Division
Easington United 3 Ollerton Town 1

As expected Jacko wasn't available to play against Ollerton. The Brigg resulted had immediately been followed by the resignation of the manager and our hoped-for saviour had been asked to step up and help the new caretaker out. Oh well.
At the other end of the field Luke Nettleship had been an unlikely hero at Dinnington; one superb goal-line clearance forming the centre-piece of an impressive first run as AG’s central defensive partner. Question was: Could he cut it against better strikers such as Ollerton’s Lee Easom, his likely opponent today? Answer: Yes.
At the AGM, belatedly held the previous week, Chairman Doug had asked for a return to “traditional Eastenders spirit”. In short, this meant a combination of sheer bloody-mindedness on the pitch, a refusal to throw the towel-in and good old fashioned “muck or nettles”, with the occasional piece of good fortune thrown in. And that’s what he got - along with some decent football, which this side is still very capable of.
On a day where the weather matched what was required – constant “mizzle” making spectating an uncomfortable affair – the lads dug in to record a win every bit as satisfying as that achieved way back on the opening day. And it was achieved by a bare eleven. Some lads could barely walk at the end. It didn’t matter. We were three points better off and now unbeaten in two. The revival had some legs...
The full account of an excellent afternoon can be found here.
The Facebook page album can be viewed here.

Saturday 27th September
CML North Division
Bentley Colliery 1 Easington United 1

Let me state this first: on performance level alone we didn’t deserve anything from this game. However, throw in the sort of spirit on show the previous week that was replicated to the full at The Avenue and there’s little wonder that Frosty’s last gasp leveller had me performing a David Pleat from the dugout (click the links younger readers if you're not sure what I mean) .
A day that had begun badly - no working indicators on the bus, further squad depletion (skipper Sam and Jordy now having made themselves unavailable for the foreseeable, Jamie ruled out on medical grounds and Jacko having now got the Brigg asst-mgr’s job on a "permanent" basis!) not to mention a gang of local pond-life at the gates to greet us on our arrival - finished with beer at £1.80 a pint in Rhino’s bar, a superb bus ride back (despite lack of winkers!) and few real ales in Patrington with some lads who I hadn’t seen in yonks. Ah, you could say that September had finished on a bit of a high!
The official report can be viewed here.
The Facebook picture album can be viewed here.

All pictures courtesy of Burt Graham.

Thursday, 22 May 2014

April 2014

What a mixed bag!  April 2014 saw Hull City playing only their second ever FA Cup semi-final, winning an eight-goal thriller to reach their first ever FA Cup Final.  The day before we’d finally ended our own eight-match losing run by winning at fifth-placedNewark Town in a real “old school” Easington performance.  And the night before that (Friday – do keep up) Rovers had bounced back from their Challenge Cup exit to win atWarrington...which they rarely do.  It was a fantastic sporting weekend – and I missed all of it thanks to a pre-planned weekend in London and at Harry Potter World for the Elder Slushette’s 11th birthday treat. 
Whilst I could at least listen to the Robins’ win on the radio, news of the 1-0 win at Newark was learnt via mobile updates while being dragged round Hamleys Toys and the M & M Store!  As for City’s rollercoaster ride against the Blades, well that was followed by Twitter on the coach, with a fast fading battery...agonising is not the word.  Still, it provides me with yet another item for my father-of-the-bride wedding day speech...
The rest of the month brough an aforementioned cup exit for Rovers, a magnificent first Hull derby of the season and some decent local football...

Saturday 5th April
CML North Division
Easington United 2 Harworth Colliery 3

This was most certainly one that got away, but simply by virtue of this fact it probably helps explain why we are where we are in the table.
The match report can be read here.
Facebook pics can be found here (Burt) and here (Craig).

Sunday 6th April
Rugby League Challenge Cup Round 1
Hull KR 24 Warrington Wolves 28

Hopes of a decent cup run – and chance to really gloat over the Dullers’ exit the preceding Thursday – were dashed by Warrington’s second half comeback at The KC Lightstream.
It was the Younger Slushette’s first visit to the ground (her previous taste of Rovers having come courtesy of a derby defeat at the KC) and my first taste of the new North Stand.
In truth that was the most impressive part of the day, the superb new structure being home to some excellent pre-match entertainment from Half Deaf Clatch (even if I’d have preferred that on offer for the Wakefield and Bradford games – The Happy Endings, complete with the sumptuous vocal talents of Emma Fee).  Free face painting for the kids, plenty of photo opportunities with Rufus The Robin and the improved catering areas added to a real feel-good factor about the place.  Rovers can certainly be proud of it.
Just a shame about result, which according to many comments I heard on the way out, signalled the end of the Robins’ season...in April!
At least the Elder Slushette's birthday tea in the Crown at Kilnsea (complete with Timothy Taylor Landlord) helped offset any immediate post-match disappointment :-)
The official BBC report is here.
Action shot courtesy of The Warrington Guardian.

Wednesday 16th April
CML North Division
Bentley Colliery 1 Easington United 2

A weekend excursion to London and Harry Potter World to mark the Elder Slushette’s 11th birthday had not only scuppered my hopes of seeing Hull City reach the FA Cup Final for the first time ever but also meant I missed a first ever trip to Newark Town’s Station Road ground and, more importantly, a rare Easington away win!
As such I was determined not to pass up the opportunity of catching the lads next time out, which involved tying in the weekly visit to our Hessle office with a dash down the M18 to The Avenue.
Throw in the prospect of the League’s best meat pies, one of the funniest PA announcers in the country and a meet-up with a former Hull City skipper afterwards and it was too good to miss...and that’s before you throw in a second successive away win!
In the event the pie more than lived up to expectation.  Pete on the mic also kept me entertained: “Welcome to Bentley Colliery versus Easington You-narted. Easington’s colours are bot...bottle and go...er, green and yella!”  As for the former Tiger, that came in the form of Stuart Croft, scorer of City’s winner at the very first “away” match I saw back in 1980.  More of this can be found in my other blog in due course.
All in all it was one of the best trips this season – and that’s despite having The Pistol and the PPE nowhere to be seen!
My match report can be read here.
Photos of the game can also be found on our Facebook page
My other blog is A Hull Of A Time.

Thursday 17th April
Super League
Hull KR 21 Hull FC 20

Although disappointed when first learning that the switch of the Easter derby from the traditional Good Friday date to the preceding night, in the event the move proved a good one as the teams served up a thriller in front of an atmosphere that – if my own behaviour is anything to go by – was helped enormously by the quaffing of much tea-time ale!
A late afternoon trip down Hull’s real ale quarter - taking in decent ales at Lion & Key, The Manchester Arms and Hawkes Bar (complete with dimpled glass (it doesn't take much!) - was followed by the introduction of three “Smoggies” (one works colleague from ‘the Boro and two of his mates) to the world of “Hulking Stan Rovers” and the game “rrrrrrrrrragby leeeague”. 
I think they enjoyed it.  I know I did.
For a match report read here.

Saturday 19th April
CML North Division
Easington United 2 Clay Cross Town 1
And the run goes on!  The first of the Easter Double-Egger saw opening day opponents Clay Cross travel north and return empty-handed following another solid showing.
It was one of those performances reminiscent of the first season in the CML – passages of excellent football, flashes of individual brilliance and plenty of good old fashioned backs-to-the-wall defending.  Hopefully, it bodes well for next season...
My match report can be read here.
The Clay Cross report can be found here
Facebook pictures can be found here (Burt) and here (Craig).

Saturday 26th April
CML North Division
Ollerton Town 3 Easington United 2

Ollerton is one of those places that for some reason I always know for certain before going that we’re not going to come away with anything.  And this time was no different, mainly because of the early dismissal of Anthony Barnett for denying a goal-scoring opportunity...even though the ball ended up in the net anyway!
That said we put up a really good scrap and to hear the “elder statesmen” of the home support turn on their side after Jamie’s first goal was not only very, very funny but also testament to the effort the lads put in.
A decent pint of Mansfield Cask Ale afterwards was a bonus...lack of any food was not ;-)
Our report can be found here.
The Ollerton report can be read here.
Facebook page pics can be found here.

Tuesday 30th April
South Holderness Cup Round 1
Easington United Reserves 7 Bilton Athletic 1


Ah, the South Holderness Cup – that traditional end-of-season competition in which games are played in front of big crowds on gorgeous spring evenings.  Hmm, this one took place in conditions normally akin to those experienced in November and was watched by just enough people to form two touchline five-a-side teams.
Still, at least those present managed to catch the Reserves’ first win in 28 games; and that after falling behind inside five minutes!
A brief report can be read here, while Facebook page pics can be viewed here.


March 2014

The good news was that March proved a full month of fixtures with no interruptions from the weather; the bad news was that we failed to pick up a solitary win from any of them!
Still, a month that began with a heavy home defeat at the hands of Bentley Colliery at least ended on something of a high – the return of a couple of old favourites in time to help secure a point at Phoenix...

Saturday 1st March
CML North Division
Easington United 1 Bentley Colliery 4


The previous season’s meeting with Bentley had seen us come out on the right end of an amazing 8-5 scoreline.  Unfortunately, it would be our visitors who returned to the home of the best pies in the league with the points, as we failed to build on the promise of the previous Saturday’s hard-earned point at Sherwood.
Making the afternoon even more disappointing was that the game marked Andy G’s first game in charge following The Sumo’s midweek resignation due to increased work and other commitments.
The official match report can be found here.
The Facebook pictures can be found here (Burt) and here (Craig).

Saturday 8th March
CML North Division
Easington United 3 Askern 3


To my disappointment, I’d missed the away game – and new ground tick - at Askern just prior to Christmas.  I’m glad I didn’t miss this one as both teams served up a very entertaining six-goal thriller...and a decent case of handbags as well!  Unfortunately, failure to kill the game off meant our winless run went on...
The official match report can be found here.
The Facebook pictures can be found here (Burt) and here (Craig).

Sunday 9th March
FA Cup Round 6
Hull City 3 Sunderland 0

An FA Cup quarter-final in Hull and only 16,000 home fans bothering to see it – just how bad is that? As my brother-in-law said to me beforehand, have City fans really become so blasé about success; surely not?
As it was, the large Mackems travelling support helped contribute to a decent atmosphere and by the end of the game the Younger Slushette had extended her winning run with the Tigers to three games in which City have score 13 goals and conceded none!
A fan's view of the game comes from City Independent's Ian Waterson as part of a decent piece run in the Hull Daily Mail prior to the Final.
In addition, Amber Nectar carried it's own fine report, while a national perspective was given by Louise Taylor in The Guardian.
As for me, I decided to buy a little reminder of a magic moment...


 Saturday 15th March
CML North Division
AFC Mansfield 4 Easington United 0

Hmm, perhaps not the first choice of match with which to tie-in my birthday (two days earlier) but for 40 minutes it promised to be one of those proper “I was there...” moments.  That’s because one of the youngest line-ups ever fielded at First Team level had more than held their title-chasing hosts.  Indeed we’d actually enjoyed the better chances.  Then the Bulls scored.  After the break they soon added a second and that was about that.
The official match report can be found here.
AFC Mansfield’s report (with pictures) can be found here.
The Facebook pictures can be found here.

Saturday 22nd March
CML North Division
Easington United 2 Newark Town 5

Newark were another team whose first visit to the ‘Humber Riviera’ attracted a decent away following but was also marked by one of the most miserable days of the season weather-wise!  Still, the visitors returned to Nottinghamshire buoyed by a victory that was all-too-easy for Andy Graham’s liking.
The official match report can be found here.
Newark’s report (with pictures) can be found here.
The Facebook pictures can be found here.

Saturday 29th March
CML North Division
Phoenix 2 Easington United 2

The return of a couple of familiar faces (as part of six deadline day signings completed by AG) helped inspire us to a fine away point at Brinsworth, especially given that the lads were forced to come from two down to do it.
The noise from the nearby New York Stadium, where Rotherham United were edging nearer to a League One play-off place, made for a slightly surreal pitch-side atmosphere.  Meanwhile, the choice of three hand-pulled ales in the clubhouse helped maintain this venue as one of my favourite on the calendar (I opted for Barnsley Bitter and Pheasantry PA).  
The official match report can be found here.
The Facebook pictures can be found here.


Sunday, 23 December 2012

A drop o' wather

Saturday 8th December
CML North Division
Easington United v Phoenix - match postponed

Saturday 15th December
CML North Division
Easington United v Bentley Colliery - match postponed
 
Saturday 22nd December
CML North Division
Easington United v Harworth Colliery - match postponed
 

Just how much easier it would be to keep on top of a regular blog such as this one is supposed to be if every week the game was postponed because of a waterlogged pitch!
Our third in a row now means we won't play again in 2012 and given the state of the pitches at Low Farm, even the scheduled return to action - on Saturday 5th January against Belper United in the cup - is not certain to go ahead.
Anyone got a pump I can try to get all hands on...?


Friday, 20 April 2012

Bang, Bang, Effing Bang!

Saturday 7th April
CML North Division
Easington United 4 Bentley Colliery 1

Monday 9th April
CML North Division
Kiveton Park 2 Easington United 2

You'll by now have gathered that I'm struggling to keep on top of this blogging lark.  Indeed, I'd go as far to say as the season can't end soon enough, if only to ensure I don't fall any further behind.
The basic facts from both games (and Burt's photos) can be found here and here.  Suffice to say I'll try to get my take on a productive Bank Holiday weekend up here as soon as I can.  
In the meantime I'll leave you with a view of Nicho's highly technical pre-match team notes from Kiveton (see above) and a very welcome return to our ears for the still lovely Tracy Tracy and co...

 

Friday, 25 November 2011

Oh Bugger

Saturday 12th November
CML North Division
Easington United v Bentley Colliery
Match Postponed

I’d predicted this would happen from the moment I read Chris Toyne’s comments on the unofficial CML Message Board, late on Thursday night.
As I browsed his self-penned reasons for resigning as Bentley Colliery manager and glanced at the pile of match programmes sat neatly awaiting final collation by the side of my desk, a little voice inside was saying, “You won’t be needing them then!”
Sure enough, the call came at just after ten the following morning; CML Secretary Mark Senior informing me that due to the upheaval caused by the resignation of their manager, Bentley Colliery felt unable to fulfil Saturday’s fixture.   
“Gutted” is I believe the proper term for such moments.
However, it wasn’t the first time during the week I’d felt such deflation.  Nor was it the first time I'd second-guessed an event that would prompt such feelings.  
That had occurred whilst listening to Nigel Pearson’s post-match interview with local radio's Burnsy in the immediate wake of City’s home defeat by West Ham the previous Saturday.  “That’s it, he’s off”, I said to my brother-in-law as we awaited the fun, games and excellent fodder that constitutes the annual Cooper family fireworks night.  He wasn’t convinced.  “What’s he supposed to say?  The club hasn’t been approached yet so why should he speculate.”  A good point perhaps but I still thought the opportunity was there to lay all rumours to rest and pledge his future to the Tigers.  He didn’t.  And by Monday it was clear he was on his way back to Leicester.  
Reaction to the news was mainly a mixture of sadness and bitterness, with the likes of Amber Nectar and regular Tigers blogger Marcus Dysch offering some of the more thoughtful analysis.  Those filling the comments threads on the Hull Daily Mail site and/or ringing Radio Humberside's Sports Talk programme, less so! 
Going?
Much closer to home, another individual apparently on his way out of a club was youngster Fitzy who, according to Coach Nicho's interpretation of the text he'd received, was making himself unavailable for us for the foreseeable future. 
At with any level of football, this isn't unusual, especially when a player feels - rightly or wrongy - that he's been dealt a harsh hand selection-wise.   It usually translates as a way of ensuring the manager soon comes calling, almost begging the player to reconsider.  Not sure if that was the intention in this case but if so he's likely to be disappointed.  Nicho’s played under Dave Start at Reckitts and learnt a lot.  There’d be no phone call – at least not this week!
Not that I didn't feel some sympathy with the plight of the lad.  Ever since it was agreed between management and players that this season would see us adopt a more "ruthless" approach to team selection, I could foresee problems - everyone will agree to a manager picking his "best eleven" when they all think they're in it!  And so, when it dawned on Karl he was no longer a shoo-in on the left side of midfield, a feeling that his Saturdays could be better spent elsewhere crept in.  He's not the first to make himself "unavailable for selection until further notice" and I've no doubt he won't be the last.  
Similarly he's perhaps another player to suffer from having "smoke blown up his arse" by other people, namely those who tempted him along to Bridlington Town over the summer.  Perhaps the fact you're on the books of a Northern Counties East League side should ensure you a place at CML level?  Perhaps without having to put quite the same effort in as others?  Not according to Mack and Nicho.
I don't know, maybe I'm doing the lad a disservice.  On his day, Fitzy is certainly a very destructive presence for opposition defenders, either down the flank or through the middle.  Hopefully, he'll realise that there can still be some good times to be had with the lads at Low Farm.  We'll see.
Going?
Finally there was the storm over FIFA's refusal to allow the England players to wear shirts with the poppy sewn-in for Saturday's friendly international against Spain.  Crikey did this create some headlines.  As with the England 2018 World Cup bid, the Prime Minister and Prince William threw themselves into the fight.  And as on that occasion FIFA simply ignored them.  Well, almost, for despite the tabloid press saying it was the Prince what swung it, the Governing Body's eventual decision to agree to a compromise of a poppy sewn into the black armbands to be worn by the England players was actually largely down to the efforts of a backbench Tory MP.  But, hey, don't let the facts get in the way of a good story an' all that.
My own personal view is that a sensible compromise was eventually reached but how the hell did it get to that stage in the first place.  Once it had been ascertained that nobody was likely to be offended by what is - despite some people's protestations to the contrary - a non-political, non-religious symbol, then surely FIFA could have allowed it.  So what if it opens the floodgates?  Why not treat each case on its individual merit?  Had this been done in the first place then there wouldn't have been such an outcry.
As for those who point out that having a poppy emblazoned on a shirt is a recent phenomenon, so what?  Does that make it any less significant?  The 21st century conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan have, quite rightly, brought the sacrifices of those serving in HM Forces again to the fore as well as helping educate people about the significance of countless conflicts past and present.  Surely anything to help this - such as the wearing of a poppy at high-profile international matches - can only be good, can't it? 
Gone
Friday was Armistice Day.  Ninety years since formation of the Royal British Legion, there was extra poignancy when at the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of the eleventh year, our office – along with thousands of other establishments the length and breadth of the country – paused for thought.
As opposed to Remembrance Sunday, the observing of the silence on Armistice Day itself seems to have come back into fashion (for want of a better term) more in recent years; again in line with the increased profile of our Armed Forces.  And not before time if you ask me.
In our office we observed the marking of the hour in the company of Radio Humberside, who broadcast the commemorations live from the Cenotaph in Hull.  It proved a deeply moving occasion.
But not forgotten
Mrs Slush had chosen this weekend for her annual expedition to Meadowhall, which involved an overnight stay.  And so while she and a friend “shopped ‘til they dropped”, I picked the Slushettes up from school and headed off to Newton's in Patrington for a fish supper, stopping en route to plant a Remembrance cross at Skeffling (as mentioned in the previous post).
Back home the girls were allowed the treat of watching both Corrie episodes before being dispatched to bed.  I know, I spoil them.
After a lengthy discussion on the phone with affable Bentley secretary JP Tooth, which helped shed further light on the reasons for the following day’s postponement, I settled down to the riveting contest that was the Bosnia v Portugal Euro 2012 play-off.  I think I woke up in time to see Ronaldo fall over.  Again.  Bed couldn’t come soon enough.  

Friday, 30 September 2011

Easington's own Jeff Stelling

Saturday 24th September
CML North
Bentley Colliery 1 Easington United 2
ERCFL Premier Div
Sculcoates Amateurs 4 Easington United Reserves 1
ERCFL Div 5
Brandesburton Academy 3 Easington United Casuals 6


Saturday was a first for Easington United Association Football Club as all three clubs went live on Twitter.  Well, almost.  
In truth, two out of three went live (I didn't have a mobile contact at the Casuals game).  
Actually it was more one and a bit out of three (my lines of contact with the Reserves appeared to be affected by Scully's second-string's goals and referee Brett Foster's issue of cards!).

 
But at least the coverage from the First Team's first ever win at Bentley Colliery was comprehensive, given that I had Mozzer, Pete B and Burt on the case!
And so, in between cutting the grass and attending all those put-off jobs at home for the afternoon, I manned the mobile and updated the club's official twitter feed.  And I enjoyed it immensely.  No, honestly I did.  
Can't wait to get back to some live action this week though...

Friday, 6 May 2011

A better Bank Holiday

Saturday 30th April - Thorne Colliery (home) Won 4-2
Monday 2nd May - Bentley Colliery (home) Drew 0-0

Ah, it's good to see smiles back on people's faces.  That genuine spirit of optimism, hope, belief even that good times are on the way back; the misery of recent woes will soon be forgotten and that a better future awaits us all.
But enough of the Royal Wedding.  The Eastenders are back in the groove after a thumping of Thorne and driving a top-of-the-range Bentley to the limit.
Oh and how I needed a weekend like this.
Following the disappointment of the prevous Bank Holiday, which was only partly salvaged by a battling draw for the Tigers at the "Drama Queens" and a much-needed win for the Robins over Quins, actually getting both games played would be a result.
In the event, not only did this happen but we also reaped some deserved reward from both.  Which was nice.
And on 6 Music Radcliffe and Maconie played Otis by The Durutti Column.  Which was also nice.

A fitting cover for Royal Wedding week
The week leading up to our second scheduled "double header" of the season had plenty in it to distract me from some worrying recent events at the Farm. 
Most of the distractions centred on Wednesday, beginning with the story of Barney Gibson who, at 15 years and 27 days, became the youngest ever County cricketer when appearing for the Tykes against the students of Durham, as Yorkshire took a break from competitive action (a welcome one it would appear given recent results). 
Later that same day the CML Premier Division title was virtually decided when Yorkshire Main edged out Bentley Colliery in the top-of-the-table clash.   A thrilling game saw Main win 4-3 in front of a decent derby crowd at Edlington Lane.  As The 66 POW points out in his excellent blog, those who chose to stay at home instead and watch the "eagerly anticipated" first leg of the Champions League quarter-final between Real Madrid and Barcelona on the box missed out.  For aside from a couple of great Messi finishes, it proved to be anything but a classic - give me an Easington v Holmpton "Old Farm" derby circa 1989 any day!
Music's power to transport you back in time came to the fore on Thursday morning as first The Stone Roses' I Wanna Be Adored then The House of Love's Shine On had me back in the late Eighties.  I was younger, I was freer, I was, erm, single.  Looking back, life appeared to centre around occasional jaunts to the centre of the universe that was Madchester, regular gigs at Hull Uni and the Adelphi and weekends of non-stop partying.  Ee, things seemed so much more simpler back then.  Perhaps because they were.  Being involved with Easington United wasn't half as time-consuming back in 1989 as it is now.  Mind you, we were cack at the time!
Nice of them to get things done before the Thorne Colliery game
Mrs Slush arrived home from work on Thursday laden with bunting.  I thought for a moment it was in anticipation of a win for North Ferriby in the EvoStik play-off at Colwyn Bay.  Silly me.  They lost 0-2.
No matter, as Royal Wedding fever had gripped this little corner of Easington and, although it is deemed very "uncool" to say so, I too was quite looking forward to it.  Nobody does the pomp and ceremony side of things quite like us Brits and I'm all for a bit of that.  And Pippa.
Given that much had been made beforehand about Hull's lack of applications for street parties, something that had prompted former resident Paul Heaton to declare in the Guardian that he'd never been prouder of the city, I found it highly amusing to see that the day brought something of a different story.  Good on those who made a day of it.

One-Nil
 Saturday should also have seen the Reserves in action at Low Farm, "slumming it" on the pitch across the ditch against North Cave Reserves.  Perhaps unsurprisingly, the already-relegated visitors informed us on the eve of the game that they were unable to field a team and as such were conceding the game.  Three more crucial points in the Stiffs' fight for Premier Division survival but another serious attack on the East Riding County League's credibility.
No fewer than eleven league games in the top division alone and several other "meaningless" end-of-season fixtures conveniently ended goalless without, it would appear, a ball actually being kicked.  As a club, we'd proposed a rule change at the previous year's League AGM urging stiffer penalties to so-called serial conceders.  It was thrown out and although our Reserves have benefitted from the continuing trend, as a member of the League Management Committee such awarding of points without meaningful punishment to those teams unwilling to take the field simply belittles the whole competition.  Rant over.    
Fortunately there were to be no such calls made by Thorne Colliery who arrived keen to repeat the gubbing they'd inflicted upon us less than a month earlier.  Thankfully they wouldn't.
Starting strongly, we survived an early scare when Lee Mills hit the post when it looked easier to score.  But then Owen got up on his toes to fire in the first and there'd be no looking back.
Two-Nil
Three minutes after his first, Thorne's defence failed to clear their lines and Man Mountain took a touch before firing home his and our second.  That first win in five matches was looking on the cards...
Three-Nil
Lapses in concentration have cost us dear this season and almost did so again when Marshall - unopposed - headed wide from six yards.  Charlie then produced a fine stop to deny Fell and we made the most of these escapes, Mozzer curling home a beaut of a third goal before the break.  Three-up.  Surely we wouldn't let this slip.
We didn't.  Although never quite reaching the heights of the first half performance, we never looked like loosening our grip on the game.  And victory was assured when Gav finally claimed his long-overdue 100th goal in Easington colours...or was it already over the line?
Farny's initial touch...
...wait for it...
...here's Gavin...

Four-Nil...but where was the touch?
Disappointingly, the gloss was taken off a very well deserved win, first by a couple of late Thorne strikes, and then by a couple of new holes kicked into various walls in the away changing room.  Hmm, I found it all frustrating given not only the decent relationship we've forged with our opponents but more so given the problems Thorne themselves have been/are currently experiencing with their own accommodation.  Still, I was more than willing to put it down to "frustration" and let the visitors sort it out in-house.  I trust they'll get in touch when they have done...

Is it the ref's footwear or the weeds attracting attention?
Sunday brought yet another defeat for Rovers, away at Wakefield after Blake Green had seemingly won them the game.  And my frustration at that result was increased by my computer's ability to tune into The Eighties on Q Radio.  And when connection was finally secured, it was only the ferkin Bluebells!  Still, A Guy Called Gerald's 'Voodoo Ray' rescued matters.

Where will it drop...
The new BBC drama "Exile" provided good, if slightly disturbing evening viewing (Jim Broadbent being particularly brilliant alongside the always watchable John Simm) but I retired to bed saddened to learn that to further figures from my childhood, Sir Henry Cooper and Ted Lowe, had sadly passed away.  Given historian Richard Holmes' earlier passing, the loss of the sporting duo completed the saddest of hat-tricks.
Where else would you rather be on a Bank Holiday?
The rapid turnaround between home matches - plus the need to cook a "Sunday lunch to die for" - meant the day had been anything but relaxing.  Still, I was in buoyant mood when getting up on Matchday Monday and not only because it was to news that Osama Bin Laden had fallen victim to a game of "Knock Knock" with US Special Forces.
I arrived in good time at the ground and needn't have worried that our visitors may have got snagged up behind the collection of vintage tractors winding their way along the B1445 from Keyingham across lunchtime.
Gav misses out on Goal No. 101
Defeat at Yorkshire Main had left Bentley's title hopes hanging by a thread and so manager Chris Toyne was understandably downbeat when I spoke to him before kick-off.  His manner helped increase my quiet confidence that we could build on Saturday's result.
And we did, despite being denied the points in a goalless draw that was anything but drab.  Programme maestro Andy Medcalf and @Tigerkj64 of Twitter fame helped turn the afternoon into something of a Pompey 2011 Reunited and I think both went home impressed by the quality of football on show.

"Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyhhhhh"
Like me, they were probably left wondering how none of our 32 attempts on goal managed to find the target.  But having been on the end of several hidings at Bentley's hands in recent times, I took the 0-0 result as a moral victory!